The Lion King. So traumatic life events, but I get awesome friends, love, and power in the end. Plus we’re African animals. So I can deal with this.
“Sleepless in Seattle.” Not bad.
Harry Brown, I’m ok with this if it means being Michael Caine.
@#!*% . Well… @#!*% .
Chronicle, I now have telekinesis.
@#!*% TRON 2.0 I FIGHT FOR THE USERS!!!
Edward Scissorhands. I don’t even know.
journey to the mysterious island!!!!
The vow….. Omg. I can’t.
Lmao Resident Evil… Im so @#!*% !!
Repo the Genetic Opera.
Whelp, all of my family is dead and I’m a drug addict. I’d say that I’m pretty @#!*% .
If Heavy Rain counts as a movie, I have 4 results.
- I’m going to drive against traffic for 5 miles, crawl on broken glass, jump through electrical wires, cut off the end of my pinky, avoid arrest twice, make out and have sex with a lesbian, kill a guy, and drink poison while attempting to rescue my son.
- I’m going to be a member of the FBI while addicted to a blue version of cocaine called Triptocaine.
- I’m going to be a lesbian journalist who goes to the club, dances like a hoe, nearly gets raped about 200 times, gets drugged, tied up, nearly operated on illegally, helps a fugitive, @#!*% said fugitive on the floor, and hides in a fridge while a bomb is about to go off in the next room.
- I’m going to kill about 9 or 11 little boys cause I’m butthurt that my alcoholic dad let my twin brother drown. Then I’ll pose as a PI investigating the murders but really cleaning up all my evidence, make out with the widowed mom of a boy I killed.
The Woman in Black
Star Trek (The 2009 one). Eh, not bad.
If it’s in the beginning or at the end I’m alright. If I’m in the middle I’m kinda fucked.
I’m watching Devil right now.
…If I’m the security guard I’m good. It would make sense if I was the cop. And if I’m in the elevator…well…that sucks…
The Stuff. Shit, that is not cool.